Celebrate Jose Canseco’s MVPversary with UCB!
Do u ever wake up and say to yourself. I’m a bad mother$@/:,I do.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2012
No wonder. Jose Canseco IS a bad mother$@/:,. Not because he won American League MVP award 24 years ago Friday, at age 24, (inside baseball: he won it unanimously, something only two AL players have done since).
No, he’s a bad mother$@/:, because of the way he tweets.
Like this:
Maybe I shouldve been a zookeeper.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 12, 2012
Or this:
Polar bears, zebras pandas what’s next? Cows and bulls? Animals are our friend
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 12, 2012
And then there’s this:
Love panda express
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 12, 2012
And that’s just since Sunday.
How does he do it? Well, the UCB BETA team Scraps showed you in September, and we’ll show you again:
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