@scottaukerman I AM JOINING THE CONVERSATION #newyearseve
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 1, 2013
CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin is sure to dominate the critical demographic of gay men aged 43 to 43.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) December 31, 2012
HAP-PY PEOPLE WITH TODDLERS NEW YEAR!!! LET’S KEEP THIS PARTY ROCKIN TILL THE AUTOPSY SCENE IN JAWS AND THE FALL THE FUCK ASLEEP!!!!
— Matt Fisher (@fishermatt) January 1, 2013
Fuck you.I mean, Happy New Year!
— Anthony Atamanuik (@TonyAtamanuik) December 31, 2012
Fuck That Pussy. Suck That Dick. #2013
— Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) December 31, 2012
I’m gonna fuck 2013 in the peen.
— Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) January 1, 2013
Wife Swapping. 2013.
— Brian Finkelstein (@bsfinkelstein) January 1, 2013
Why is 2012 afraid of 2013? Because 2013 2014ed 2015.
— Adam Newman (@Adam_Newman) December 31, 2012
2013 Resolutions: Shazam less, figure out what skin tags are, touch a bald eagle in the wild, forgive George Lucas, eat 4 salads.
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) January 1, 2013
New Year’s Resolution: Give myself time to perfect my Kim/Kanye baby joke. Don’t rush it. Unveil it when it’s ready.
— Dave Horwitz (@Dave_Horwitz) December 31, 2012
I didn’t get my resolutions in on time!
— Kevin Hines (@kevhines) January 1, 2013
It’s 2013 now, get your shit together. Take a class, write a show, create your own thing. Be better than the people you admire. We’ll help.
— UCB Theatre NY (@UCBTheatreNY) January 1, 2013
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